And the scale says: same as yesterday!
Last night after my cookie binge and minimalistic dinner I decided to do 40 min on the elliptical (in my home, yo) and then some crunches and some arm weight move thingies. Thank goodness the Big Bang Theory is on from 7 to 8pm on Fox so that I wasn't counting the seconds to the next minute on the elliptical.
When it was time for crunches I thought I was going to do all right. When I was in my 20s (which wasn't THAT long ago) I used to do 100 in the morning and 100 before bed every single day. I had rocking abs. The kind that actually felt like they were made of rocks.
But last night I got to 10 and thought I had pulled something. So I stretched and started again. Went ok until I got to 8. Hmmm guess its been awhile since I have used those muscles!! I managed to do 50 total in all different positions. I did the reverse crunch that Jillian Michaels says will get rid of that pesky fupa fat, and the oblique crunches that should shave some chub off my sides, and then the traditional ones that make me want to die.
I decided I was not going to eat anything after, that I had already eaten enough for the day, and brushed my teeth and got in bed (after showering also of course). By 10:00 I was DYING for food. I kept drinking water but it just wasn't cutting it. "I wish I had a big bag of M&M's" I said to my husband, batting my eyes. "Hannaford's is closed" are what his eyes were telling me. Dangit. I searched my nightstand for any morsel I might have hidden and forgotten about. Nope. Going to bed hungry.
Today I woke up late, didn't eat breakfast, and then went to my friend's house and drank two giant coffees with creamer that I didn't measure! Did you know they make coffee creamer flavored like candy bars now? GENIUS!! Then I had some tasty wrap with cheese, turkey, carrot shavings, and honey mustard. Oh, and before I went to her house I stopped at the grocery store and bought...........A GIANT BAG OF M&MS!! Which I have been slowly sucking on all day long. Probably ate about half of the bag by now. I'm hoping that if I eat them slowly that they won't affect my metabolism. Maybe I should ask Dr Oz about that one.
After having 1 taco for dinner with some full fatty sour cream I figured I better get on that elliptical again. 20 minutes this time due to this horrible crack in my dried up heel and about 15 situps due to my dried up abs!!
Off to drink my matcha sensa ass tea now in hopeless hope of compensation. Can't WAIT to see what the scale says tomorrow.